Dear Phoebe
I'm 19 and I found out recently that my ex boyfriend told his friends that he hated going down on me because I smell. He only ever did it a couple of times even though we dated for about 6 months and slept together a lot. I feel mortified and no one else has ever mentioned this to me. Have even been checked for STD's but I'm clean. HELP!
ANSWER
This guy is an immature wanker. Fuck him. The fact that he was too much of a prick to mention this to you speaks volumes about him. Sometimes women smell, fact of life. If you've been to the docs and been checked for any vag nasties and you're clean then chances are he's just gone down on you on a whiffy day and it would have been nothing a quick wash wouldn't have sorted. Men should be aware that sometimes their cocks smell too. Idiots. Don't let this affect your self esteem - not all men are like this. Some are actually grown ups.
If you dumped him, chances are it's sour grapes and not sour pussy....
Friday, 4 September 2009
Thursday, 6 August 2009
Suspender etiquette
Hi Agony Aunt Phoebe,
I've got a question for you... suspender belts... should us girls be wearing our knickers over or under our suspender belts? The pro for over is that whipping those lacy panties off is a hell of a lot faster both for your partner and for going to the loo but the pro for wearing the suspender belt on top is that it looks better and is clearly designed that way. None of my friends wear suspenders all that often but when we do it seems that none of us really know which way to go for... HELP!
ANSWER
I generally wouldn't wear my knickers over it - if you're gonna go to all the trouble of wearing suspenders and stockings, do it right :o)
For peeing, most belts have a clip at the back so just undo this.
The sex part can be tricky and unless you do a sexy 'look at me trying to unclip my stockings' dance then either let them be ripped off, wear ones that tie at the sides or just pull them to the side. The latter usually works best.
You don't always have to wear knickers.....
I've got a question for you... suspender belts... should us girls be wearing our knickers over or under our suspender belts? The pro for over is that whipping those lacy panties off is a hell of a lot faster both for your partner and for going to the loo but the pro for wearing the suspender belt on top is that it looks better and is clearly designed that way. None of my friends wear suspenders all that often but when we do it seems that none of us really know which way to go for... HELP!
ANSWER
I generally wouldn't wear my knickers over it - if you're gonna go to all the trouble of wearing suspenders and stockings, do it right :o)
For peeing, most belts have a clip at the back so just undo this.
The sex part can be tricky and unless you do a sexy 'look at me trying to unclip my stockings' dance then either let them be ripped off, wear ones that tie at the sides or just pull them to the side. The latter usually works best.
You don't always have to wear knickers.....
Monday, 3 August 2009
The older man
Dear AA,
Sad but true problem. I have a young lady who is 12 years my junior who is aggressively courting me. We have enjoyed each others company and other than the age difference all seems great. When she told me her mother was just 7 years older than I was, I started dreading the day I was going to be meet the parents. What can I do to get over this even though she assures me it will not matter?
Sincerely,
Having Doubts
ANSWER
I have to wonder what age the young lady in question is as I assume you're only worried because you think her parents will label you a 'dirty old man'. I think the age difference matters to you a lot.
You also say that the young lady is courting you aggressively? What does that mean? Is she dating you in a threatening manner :o)
If you're both happy with your relationship, fuck what anyone else thinks but if you're going to continue to worry about who was born first, perhaps it's not the relationship for you...
RESPONSE
AA,
I guess the numbers would have helped. She is 28 putting me at 40 and her mother at 47. Hence the numbers just make is "sound" bad. So far none of our friends have really bothered with it as they know us, plus I don't look, act or feel 40. The age thing hadn't really bothered me until now when I heard her mothers age for the first time. So now thanks to your comment I am feeling like the "dirty old man" now. Just kidding. :) As far as the aggressively comment, it is in regards to she is trying to move things along in the relationship quickly, not a question or concern. The other aggressive part is welcome! ;-P Any help on getting over the age issue is much appreciated. It really is the only thing holding me back thinking her mother is 7 years older than me and we are both in our forties. I know it is just numbers and the truth is everything was fine until I heard that one f*&king number 47.
Thanks,
HD
RESPONSE
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Ok, take her mother/parents out of the equation. Does the age difference bother you now? You can't change the fact and why worry about what you can't change? It's pointless.
Relationships have obstacles - I say eat, fuck and be merry. So what if you're older; she obviously doesn't care and if her parents do, you'll deal with it.
These things are not an issue until you make then an issue. So don't.
You're dating someone 12 years younger than you - you're obviously doing something right...:o)
Sad but true problem. I have a young lady who is 12 years my junior who is aggressively courting me. We have enjoyed each others company and other than the age difference all seems great. When she told me her mother was just 7 years older than I was, I started dreading the day I was going to be meet the parents. What can I do to get over this even though she assures me it will not matter?
Sincerely,
Having Doubts
ANSWER
I have to wonder what age the young lady in question is as I assume you're only worried because you think her parents will label you a 'dirty old man'. I think the age difference matters to you a lot.
You also say that the young lady is courting you aggressively? What does that mean? Is she dating you in a threatening manner :o)
If you're both happy with your relationship, fuck what anyone else thinks but if you're going to continue to worry about who was born first, perhaps it's not the relationship for you...
RESPONSE
AA,
I guess the numbers would have helped. She is 28 putting me at 40 and her mother at 47. Hence the numbers just make is "sound" bad. So far none of our friends have really bothered with it as they know us, plus I don't look, act or feel 40. The age thing hadn't really bothered me until now when I heard her mothers age for the first time. So now thanks to your comment I am feeling like the "dirty old man" now. Just kidding. :) As far as the aggressively comment, it is in regards to she is trying to move things along in the relationship quickly, not a question or concern. The other aggressive part is welcome! ;-P Any help on getting over the age issue is much appreciated. It really is the only thing holding me back thinking her mother is 7 years older than me and we are both in our forties. I know it is just numbers and the truth is everything was fine until I heard that one f*&king number 47.
Thanks,
HD
RESPONSE
(I've sorted the comments settings)
Ok, take her mother/parents out of the equation. Does the age difference bother you now? You can't change the fact and why worry about what you can't change? It's pointless.
Relationships have obstacles - I say eat, fuck and be merry. So what if you're older; she obviously doesn't care and if her parents do, you'll deal with it.
These things are not an issue until you make then an issue. So don't.
You're dating someone 12 years younger than you - you're obviously doing something right...:o)
Too big?
My cocks too big for my bitches ass. What can I do?
ANSWER
Trying sticking it up your own. At least while you're doing that, your 'bitch' will have time to find the nearest escape route.
ANSWER
Trying sticking it up your own. At least while you're doing that, your 'bitch' will have time to find the nearest escape route.
Virtual Love?
Dear AA,
I am desperately in love with someone I am tweeting with. We have both been going back and forth with seducing tweets, exchanged some very erotic DMs and emails, and even a picture or two. Nothing too crazy or way out of line. I think the feelings are mutual, but how can you really tell when it is okay to go from virtual to reality with a trip to go see the person? It is Twitter, the distance is great between us, and we both have some baggage. I want to make a leap but I am sure she is nervous as well to reach out. Ugh!
Sincerely,
Virtual Boyfriend
ANSWER
Desperately in love with someone you've never met/slept with/ kissed/farted in front of? I think not...
You're in lust VB and there's nothing wrong with that but 140 characters, naughty pictures and emails aint love.
The only way you'll know the score is to ask her and brace yourself for the outcome...
Getting to know each other over the internet is a start but until you meet, it's all just a game..
RESPONSE
Dear AA,
Thanks! I know you are right and will have to brace myself for her answer. I will let you know if we get our face to face, or if it fades away with the rise and fall of twitter's addiction.
Cheers,
VB
I am desperately in love with someone I am tweeting with. We have both been going back and forth with seducing tweets, exchanged some very erotic DMs and emails, and even a picture or two. Nothing too crazy or way out of line. I think the feelings are mutual, but how can you really tell when it is okay to go from virtual to reality with a trip to go see the person? It is Twitter, the distance is great between us, and we both have some baggage. I want to make a leap but I am sure she is nervous as well to reach out. Ugh!
Sincerely,
Virtual Boyfriend
ANSWER
Desperately in love with someone you've never met/slept with/ kissed/farted in front of? I think not...
You're in lust VB and there's nothing wrong with that but 140 characters, naughty pictures and emails aint love.
The only way you'll know the score is to ask her and brace yourself for the outcome...
Getting to know each other over the internet is a start but until you meet, it's all just a game..
RESPONSE
Dear AA,
Thanks! I know you are right and will have to brace myself for her answer. I will let you know if we get our face to face, or if it fades away with the rise and fall of twitter's addiction.
Cheers,
VB
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